Notes
What I measured while building
Including what didn't work.
2026-10-12
Who makes money in memecoin pools? I read 58,701 real positions
Buyers in these pools lose on average. The people who lend the pool its money are slightly ahead, and the small ones are not.
2026-10-11
My model's 139 favourite memecoins: 137 were the developer buying his own launch
A model trained to pick winners found one template instead. What it looked like, and why no signal warned of the exit.
2026-10-01
A 421M model routes my assistant's requests in 42 ms
Replacing a 9-billion-parameter model's first decision with a small fine-tuned one: ten times faster and more often right.